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Aussie Conditions
Look, we've all walked out to the driveway and seen a fresh 'gift' from a local magpie or fruit bat right on the bonnet. In the heat of an Australian autumn, that acidity can eat into your paint faster than you'd reckon. This guide is for anyone who wants to stop their pride and joy from looking like a leopard-spotted mess. I'm sharing the exact methods I use in my detailing business to gear you up against the local wildlife.
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Getting Ready
Get the car into the shade
Never, ever try to clean bird droppings off a hot bonnet in direct sun. The cleaners will just evaporate and leave more marks. Let the panels cool down first.
Assess the 'damage'
Is it fresh and wet, or has it been baked on for three days? If it's the latter, you're going to need a lot more lubrication.
Mix your lubrication
If you don't have a dedicated detailer spray, mix a heavy concentration of car wash soap and water in a spray bottle. It needs to be slippery.
The Safe Removal Process
The Initial Soak
Spray your detailer or soapy water liberally over the dropping. Don't be shy with it. Let it sit for at least 2-3 minutes to rehydrate the mess.
The Towel Dwell
Take a microfibre towel, soak it in your liquid, and lay it directly over the dropping. This 'poultice' method is the only way I trust for dried-on stuff.
The 'Pinch' Lift
After a few minutes, don't wipe. Instead, use the towel to gently 'pinch' and lift the mass upwards away from the paint. Wiping side-to-side just drags the seeds and grit across your clear coat.
Check for Residue
If there's still a crusty ring left, repeat the soak. Never scrub. Honest, scrubbing is the biggest mistake I see mates make.
Flushing the Area
Use your spray bottle to flush any remaining grit off the panel. Use plenty of liquid to ensure it slides right off.
Neutralise the Acid
Give the area a quick wipe with your diluted IPA mix. This stops the chemical reaction that causes etching.
Inspect for Etching
Dry the area and look at it from an angle. If the paint looks wrinkled or dull where the dropping was, the acid has already started eating the clear coat.
The Clay Bar (If needed)
If the surface feels rough but looks clean, use a clay bar with plenty of lube to pull out any embedded contaminants.
Rinse and Dry
Give that section a final rinse with clean water and dry it with a fresh, clean microfibre.
Re-apply Protection
The acid (and your cleaning) has definitely stripped any wax you had there. Apply a quick spray sealant or wax to the spot to keep it protected.
Watch Out
The 'Wet Tissue' Trick for Emergencies
Watch Out
Keeping It Protected Long-Term
Common Questions from the Workshop
Can I use dish soap to clean bird droppings?
The paint looks 'wrinkled' after I cleaned it. Is it permanent?
Does WD-40 work for removing bird poo?
Why does bat poo seem to damage paint faster than bird poo?
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