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Aussie Conditions
Look, I've seen a black Commodore ruined in under two hours because a bat had a go at it while it was parked at the airport. In our 40 degree heat, that acid literally bakes into the paint. This checklist is for anyone who wants to stop that permanent etching before it starts. It’s quick, dirty, and works every time.
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Pre-Start Checklist
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The Removal Process
Saturate and Soak
Spray a generous amount of detailer directly onto the dropping. Don't be stingy. Let it sit for 2-3 minutes to penetrate the dried surface.
The 'Wet Blanket' Technique
Soak a microfibre cloth in water, place it over the dropping, and spray more detailer on top. This keeps the moisture locked in against the paint.
The Vertical Lift
Don't scrub! Pinch the cloth and lift the mess upwards. I learned this the hard way on a black car, scrubbing just grinds the seeds into the clear coat.
Neutralise the Acid
Once the bulk is gone, mist the area with your IPA mix or more detailer. This ensures no acidic residue is left to keep eating your paint.
Final Buff
Use a fresh, dry microfibre to gently buff the area. Check for any 'ghosting' or dullness in the paint under a bright light.
Patch the Protection
The acid (and your cleaning) likely stripped any wax. Chuck a bit of spray sealant or wax on the spot to seal it back up.
Final Inspection Checklist
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